The time has come. Students have gone on their term break, and so have I! Bring on the gym!!!!! I sat down the other day at work and I made myself a little gym plan for the next week and I think I may have overdone it because by last counts I’m spending nearly 3…
Interrupted sleep
Last week I got a text from Mr Dickhead letting me know that he had joined the 21st century and had finally gotten an email address. Okay fair enough, keeping in touch with him via email is going to be a lot cheaper than texting him (though texting between us is a rarity now), so…
When everything gets smaller
I suppose one of the things that you should expect when you start dieting and going to the gym is that some things may get bigger (see my previous Muscle Mania post) but some things get smaller. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am talking breasts! Now it is a little disconcerting to find that my…
Muscle mania
I have muscles! Stop the presses – Tina has muscles. Okay so big deal you’re all thinking right? Well for me this is a big deal – HUGE deal – MEGA HUGE deal. In all my 30 years I have never ever ever had muscle defnition. It was always hidden under layers of fat. Oh…
A little pain never hurt anyone
I actually think that the above statement is false! Because I’m in pain and I’m hurting. Have been to the gym religiously this week – went twice yesterday and have been following my lovely (ugh) healthy (read: no chocolate) eating plan. Driving me nuts. I keep thinking I’m hungry even though I know I’m not…
Son Daughter of Satan
Miss Perky is pure evil. That’s the only thing I can think of. I have been trying to make up for the fact that I went and had coffee a couple of weeks ago instead of going to the gym. So I’ve been really good and doing lots of work. I even went and joined the…
Slimplicity
Well I have been slack again. I have been going to the gym. No more copping out and having coffee instead, no I have been dilligently going along. BUT I haven’t really been eating very well. I keep meaning to, but then I think of something yummy to eat and well I eat it. So to…
My Corel Painter Picture
I should stress from the start, that I am not an artist! I love webdesign, put me in front of code and I’m a happy girl. I also love art, but I’m not really that talented. My younger sister is the artist of the family (proud to say she just had her first public exhibition…
I’m a slackass
I admit it. I am a slackass. Everyone repeat after me – Tina you are a slackass. I can say it over and over and over. It doesn’t change anything, doesn’t make me less of a slackass, just re-inforces the fact that I AM A SLACKASS. Why? are you asking? Because I skipped out on the…
How do you make conversation with an Ice Queen?
You don’t. That is the simple answer. You just don’t bother trying, because after a couple of hours of persistently trying, you will only want to tear your hair out and that gets you no-where (except to the hairdressers for an expensive fix up job on the missing bits of hair!). I went to see…